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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Yo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Sabina proceeded with her melancholy musings: What if she had a man who ordered her about?
  A man who wanted to master her? How long would she put up with him?...
• Our country. In her intercourse with foreign nations may she always be in the righ
  but our country right or wrong! -- Stephen Decatu...
• COONDOG MEMORY (heard in Rutledge, Missouri, about eighteen years ago) Now
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• Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind and understanding.
  If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the coaching staff, the same rule applies....
• When she opens her mouth, it's a wonder the little light doesn't come on.
• Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.
  K....