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• You can't shoot me ... I have a very low threshold of death.
  My doctor does not permit bullets to enter my body at any time. -- Woody Allen, "Casino Royale...
• I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
  -- Woody Alle...
• I was almost shot and killed before the opening credits! -- Woody Allen, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?
• You think you're God!" "Well, I gotta model myself after somebody!" -- Woody Allen, "Manhatta
• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
  -- Woody Alle...