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Things get better with age - I'm nearing magnificence.
Things get worse under pressure. -- Murphy's Law of Thermodynamic
Things go better with the Buddha.
Things go on as they always have, getting weirder all the time.
Things go right long enough to lull you into a false sense of security, then they go totally wrong.
-- Morley's law...
Things go right so they can go wrong. -- Maah's Law
Things Hackers Detest and Avoid: IBM mainframes. Smurfs, Ewoks, and other forms of offensive cuteness.
Bureaucracies. Stupid people. Easy listening music. Television (except for cartoons, movie...
Things have never been more like they are today in history. -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe
Things have not been getting better since the day of the discovery of the ball point pen that writes underwater.
Things in this room do not react well to bullets.

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