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The U.S. needs our water...... Flush Twice!
The USS Reagan -- "To boldly ... um ... I forget...
The U.S. Surgeon General warns that if you make a really ugly face, it could get stuck that way.
-- Dave Barry's 1989 In Review...
The usual fortune of complaint is to excite contempt more than pity. -- Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)
The U.S. victory in Gulf war was] a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.
against lawlessness. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 4/11/91, (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
The uttered part of a man's life, let us always repeat, bears to the unuttered, unconscious part a small unknown proportion.
He himself never knows it, much less do others. -- Thomas Carlyle (1795-18...
The vain beauty cares most for the conquest which employed the whole artillery of her charms.
-- Edward Garre...
The validity of a science is its ability to predict. -- The Swartzberg Te
The value in traveling the more difficult route is in the sweeter taste of a victory truly won.
The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
-- Laws of Computer Programming VI...

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