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• Flush twice... It's a long way to the replicator.
• Flush twice - this has to go all the way to the cafeteria! -- Toilet graffiti
• So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as large as it needs to be?
• Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?
• There's too much water in our chlorine supply.
• In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
• Some see this as a glass half empty, some see it as a glass half full.
  I see it as a glass twice as big as it needs to be. -- George Carli...
• BAFL: Branch And FLush
• Let's flush this toilet. -- Noah