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The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra (1982)...
The use of 'goto' statements is discouraged, especially with the label HELL
The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
The use of the right word is more important than the right argument.
The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
-- From the movie "The Blues Brothe...
The user will forget mathematics in proportion to the complexity of the calculator.
-- John L. Shelto...
The U.S. has 70 percent of the world's lawyers, and generates 70 percent of the world's garbage.
.. but I repeat myself.... -- Hagar the Horrible...
The US has a vital interest in that area of the country.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle Referring to Latin America....
The U.S. legal system has a court of law, not a court of justice.

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