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The voice of the majority is not proof of justice.
The volume of the bark of a dog, times the frequency at which the dog barks, is inversely proportional to the IQ of the owner of the dog.
The voters have spoken, the bastards ...
The vow that binds too strictly snaps itself.
The voyages of the Starship Charmaine. Its mission to ask questions..
The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
The vultures are circling...they have the faces of presidential candidates and carry bowling balls in their buttered claws.
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The wage earner relies upon the ventures of confident and contented capital.
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it is just a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone...
The wages of sin are high but you get your money's worth.
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