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• The two most beautiful words in the English language are: 'Cheque enclosed.' -- Dorothy Parke
• De-fault! The two sweetest words in the English language.
  -- Homer Simpson Deep Space Home...
• Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now Dorothy Parke
  Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
• There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit.
  Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words. --Dorothy Parke...
• The five most commonly used words in written English are: the, of, and, a, to.
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• I might repeat to myself, slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound
  if I can remember any of the damn things. -- Dorothy Parker, The Portable, 1944...
• Art is a form of catharsis. -- Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
• Coolidge is dead How could they tell? -- Dorothy Parke