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• This is a crude version of a more advanced utility that has never been written.
  -- From the X-windows xwud(1) man-page...
• Technological advance is an inherently iterative process.
  One does not simply take sand from the beach and produce a Dataprobe....
• TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
  Excepting in its foetal state, Man is without a tail, a privation of which he attests an hereditary and uneasy consciousness by the coat-skirt of the male and the train of the female, and by a marked tendency to ornament that part of his attire where the tail should be, and indubitably once was....
• It takes a clever man to turn cynic, and a wise man to be clever enough not to.
  -- Gilbert Keith Chesterto...
• The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterto...
• The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterso...
• Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
  -- Kipling...