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These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be yours too. -- DISCLAIMER -- Dave Haynie
These opinions aren't mine - I stole them from someone much more intelligent.
These Opinions 'R Mine! -- DISCLAIMER
These paintings could spell my way out of the trenches!
Yours? ...That's right, _ours_... -- Edmund and George : Captain Cook...
These patriots don't mince words...
These pearls of thought in Persian gulfs were bred, Each softly lucent as a rounded moo
The diver Omar plucked them from their bed, Fitzgerald strung them on an English thread....
These pills can't be habit-forming; I've been taking them for years.
These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
THESE RESULTS WILL BE REPORTED AT LATER TIME forget that one baby! -- Research definitio
The sergeant walked into the shower and caught me giving myself a dishonorable discharge.
Without missing a beat, I said, It's my dick and I can wash it as fast as I want!...

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