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These things are fun, and fun is good. -- Dr. Seu
These things are not for the best, nor as I think they ought to be
but still they are better than that which is downright bad....
These things on my nose aren't just for show. -- Ro
These thoughts are mine, but you may rent them for a small fee.
These three comments above came from Penthouse Magazine, I am told on reliable authority.
What do you get from Penthouse? Bad bird jokes, it appears....
The set of all sets which are not members of any other set divided by the set of all sets which are members of every other set is negative entropy.
The setting of a great hope is like the setting of the sun.
The setting sun, and music at the close, As the last taste of sweets, is sweetest last, Writ in remembrance more than things long past.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard II -- Act ii...
These two hated with a hate Found only on the stage.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iv, Stanza 93...
These two strings walk into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?

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