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There's too much sax and violins on public TV.
There's too much sex on TV. People really should use the bed!!!!
There's too much water in our chlorine supply.
There studious let me sit, And hold high converse with the mighty dead.
-- James Thomson (1700-1748) -- The Seasons, Winter, Line 431...
The rest were vulgar deaths, unknown to fame.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xi, Line 394...
There 's two words to that bargain.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue iii...
The result of years of progra@I_. '?SYNTAX ERROR
The Results of your IQ test came back. They're negative.
There swift return Diurnal, merely to officiate light Round this opacous earth, this punctual spot.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book viii, Line 21...
There, take," says Justice, "take ye each a shell; We thrive at Westminster on fools like you.
'T was a fat oyster! live in peace,--adieu....

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