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• Why is it called a funny bone when it hurts so much?
• Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it, I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
  [at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe...
• If this is a free country, why are we paying so much for it?
• It's not what we don't know that gets us into trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
  -- Will Roge...
• It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. -- Will Roge
• We love our little Johnny He's the best little boy in all the world And we wouldn't trade him for anything That's how much we love him.
  No, we couldn't live without him So that's why, since he died, We keep him safe in our G....
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow; Our wiser sons, no doubt, will think us so. -- Pope
• Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility?