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• Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
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• Every man desires to live long; but no man would be old.
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• When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
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• Party is the madness of many for the gain of a few.
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• When men grow virtuous in their old age, they are merely making a sacrifice to God of the Devil's leavings.
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• You know why it is so easy to keep making the same mistakes? Because practice makes perfect.
• We are so fond of each other because our ailments are the same. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
• A penny for your thoughts. -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Introduction to Polite Conversatio