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There are many people who think that Sunday is a sponge to wipe out all the sins of the week.
-- Henry Beeche...
There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular is providence.
-- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)...
There are many shining qualities in the mind of man, but there is none so useful as discretio
There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and eager, like a beaver.
In the second stage, he wants to build things, like dams, and maybe chew down some trees....
There are many things to be remembered when making friends with the animals in the zoo.
In the first place they dislike gloves, and a gloved hand is far more likely to be bitten than a naked one....
There are many truths of which the full meaning cannot be realized until personal experience has brought it home.
There are many ways of going forward, but only one way of standing still. -- Franklin D. Roosevel
There are many ways to say "I love you", but fucking is the fastest.
There are many who are uncomfortable with what we have created.
It is almost a biological rebellion....
There are men that will make you books, and turn them loose into the world, with as much dispatch as they would do a dish of fritters.
-- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Boo...

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