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There aren't enough O's in Smoooooooth to describe it...
There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make gain.
-- Plautus (254-184 BC) -- Captivi, Act ii, Sc. 2, 77, (327.)...
There are only 2000 real people in the world. The rest are bad special effects.
There are only 3 lawyer jokes - the rest are fact!
There are only three things to be done with a woman.
You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature. -- Lawrence Durrell...
There are only two emotions in Wall Street: fear and greed.
There are only two kinds of books--good books and the others.
The good are winnowed from the bad through the democracy of time. -- Edward Abbey...
There are only two kinds of people who fail: those who listen to nobody.
.. and those who listen to everybody. -- Bershere's Formula for Failure...
There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better.

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