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There are more stars known to exist right now than the total number of all the grains of sand on every beach in the entire world.
With those kinds of odds, it would seem downright naive for someone to...
There are more things in heaven and earth than any place else.
There are more things than just looks.' - this only applies if you're going to marry someone.
Then you want her to be hot AND intelligent, so that you can produce socially-acceptable smart kids....
There are more ways into the woods than out.
There are more ways of killing a cat than buttering it with parsnip
There are more ways of killing a cat than choking it with cream.
There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
There are never enough hours in a day, but always too many days before Saturday.
-- Hanson's Treatment of Time...
There are nine and sixty ways of constructing tribal lays, And - every - single - one - of - them - is - right!
There are nine ways of poaching eggs, and each of them is worse than the other. -- Robert Lynd

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