There Are Many Stages To A Man's Life. In The First Stage, He Is Young And Eager, Like A Beaver.

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There are many stages to a man's life. In the first stage, he is young and
eager, like a beaver. In the second stage, he wants to build things, like
dams, and maybe chew down some trees. In the third stage, he feels trapped,
and then ``skinned.'' I'm not sure what the fourth stage is.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey