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The quality of a blow-job is determined by the length of sheet you have to pull out of your ass.
The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped.
-- Mencken and Nathan's Ninth Law of The Average America...
The quality of a department is inversely proportional to the number of courses it lists in its catalogue.
-- Professor Joel Hildebrand...
The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up.
-- Harold R. McAlindo...
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.
-- Vincent T. Lombardi...
The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control.
(The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.) -- May's Law of Stratigraphy...
The quality of legislation passed to deal with a problem is inversely proportional to the volume of media clamor that brought it on.
-- G. Ray Funkhouse...
The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath.
It is twice blest: It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. 'T is mightiest in the mighti...
The quality of mercy is not strain'd, It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven Upon the place beneath
it is twice blest; It blesseth him that gives, and him that takes: -- William Shakespeare...
The quality of mercy is not strained,... -- William Shakespeare, The merchant of venice

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