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The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest, with an axe.
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
The quickest way to end a war is to lose it. -- George Orwell
The quietly pacifist peaceful always die to make room for men who shout. -- Alice Walke
The quotes are over, Doctor. -- Scorby, Seeds of Doom
The rabbit choked to death on cereal. I guess Trix *ARE* just for kids.
The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift.
The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong. -- Ecclesiastes 9:11
The races of the Galaxy look towards mankind as the essential lunatic element.
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