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The rank is but the guinea's stamp, The man 's the gowd for a' that.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- For a' that an a' tha...
Therapists are expensive, but friends -- long as you PAY!
Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
The rate of hospital admissions responds to bed availability.
Or, if we insist on installing more beds, they will tend to get filled. -- Dr. Milton Roeme...
The rational hind Costard. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Love's Labour 's Lost -- Act i, Sc.
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The ratio of the time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.
THE RAVENOUS BUGBLATTER BEAST OF TRAAL: A mind-bogglingly stupid animal.
It assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a brush, but very very ravenous....
The raytracer of justices recurses slowly, but it renders exceedingly fine.
-- Larry Phillips (lphillips@lpami.wimsey.bc.ca)...
The reader deserves an honest opinion. If he doesn't deserve it, give it to him anyhow.
-- John Ciardi...

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