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The Quality Of A Department Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Courses It Lists In Its Catalogue.
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The quality of a department is inversely proportional to the number
of courses it lists in its catalogue.
-- Professor Joel Hildebrand
Related:
The usefulness of a meeting is inversely proportional to its attendance.
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional to the number of bugs in their code.
At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
Wright's First Law of Quality: Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
Quality is inversely proportional to the time left for completion of the project.
-- Wright's First Law of Quality...
Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is inversely proportional to its desirability.
