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The proper way to cook a cockatoo is to put the bird and an axhead into a billy.
Boil them until the axhead is soft. The cockatoo is then ready to eat. -- Anonymou...
The prototype of all guns was a bow and bullet.
The proud owner of a Pro-43 handheld scanner!
The proud owner of a USRobotics Sportster FaxModem (14.4k/14.4k)!
The Proustian aquarium: grotesque and gorgeous fish drifting with languid fins through a subaqueous medium of pale violet polluted ink.
-- Edward Abbey...
The proverbe saith that many a smale maketh a grate.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Persones Tale...
The proverbial proprietor provides practical proverbs.
The proverb warns that You should not bite the hand that feeds you.
But maybe you should if it prevents you from feeding yourself. -- Thomas Szasz...
The prudent man looketh well to his going. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xiv, 15
The prudish amputee: Goody One Shoe.

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