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• Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is to a cockatoo.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.
• A Watched Pot May Never Boil, But the Cook Certainly Does.
• Never eat crackers in bed. -- Anonymou
• When in doubt, cook something and eat it.
• Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper.
  Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage....
• You're the worst cook in the entire _world_. There are.
  ..amoeba on Saturn who could boil a better egg then you... -- Edmund to Baldrick : Captain Cook...
• Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
  -- Albert Engstrom...