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The problem with political jokes is they get elected. -- Henry Cate VII
The problem with public washrooms is, you have to let the public in. -- Rob Campbell
The problem with the cutting edge is that someone has to bleed. -- Zalman Ste
The problem with the easy way out is that it has already been mined.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #05...
The problem with the future is it turns into the present.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
The problem with the human race is it has very low admission standards.
The problem with the Nazis wasn't simply that their leaders were the evil, psychotic men they were.
But the main problem, I think was the leader principle....
The problem with the way many people live their lives is that they spend most of their time providing for their old age, to the point where they do not live long enough to enjoy it.
The problem with troubleshooting is that real trouble shoots back.

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