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The memory of the just is blessed. -- Old Testament -- Proverbs x, 7
Theme music and voice from Alfred Hitchcock Prese
) Good evening. I'm sorry, but Steve can't come to the phone now, as he's quite tied up....
Theme music from James Bond:) Hello. My name is David, code number 324-5628.
I'm sorry I can't take your call, but I'm on an international mission involving the theft of gold plated Spam....
Theme music from Peter Gunn:) My name is David. What people call me is something else entirely.
I'm a P.I. It says so on my door. I would have been here to take your call, but then....
The men and women are lifting the world upward and onward are those who encourage more than criticize.
The men don't know but the little girls understand.
The men of England,--the men, I mean, of light and leading in England.
-- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Reflections on the Revolution in France, Vol. iii, p. 365...
The men sat sipping their tea in silence. After a while the klutz said, "Life is like a bowl of sour cream.
"Like a bowl of sour cream?" asked the other. "Why?" "How should I know? What am I, a ph...
The mens' restroom at Northern Telecom's Atlanta location (since closed down) had blackboards on the walls of the stalls with chalk for writing graffiti (true).
People ignored the chalk and wrote o...

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