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Them fancy Japanese steak houses--they make you take off your shoes before you even go in.
That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're gonna kick 'em. -- Billy Holliday...
Them folks what grows cacti in the indoors is a little off the center too much.
The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders. -- P.J. O'Rourke
The middle sort of historians (of which the most part are) spoil all
they will chew our meat for us. -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book ii, Chap....
The mightiest rivers lose their force when split up into several streams. -- Ovid
The mike works. That's very important to make sure the mike works, and ours is working well.
The mildest manners, and the gentlest heart.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xvii, Line 756...
The mildest manners with the bravest mind.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xxiv, Line 963...
The military loathes you, too, Bill.

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