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• My other computer is even slower.
• The only thing the BORG left was this Macintosh.
• MacIntosh: Computer with training wheels you can't remove.
• Amiga: the computer for the creative mind MacIntosh: The computer for the rest of u
• If they try to rush me, I always say, "I've only got one other speed--and it's slower.
  -- Glenn Ford...
• Keeping proprietary and confidential information secret is the key to moving the computer industry into the 21st century.
  -- Letter from Apple Computer and Rasterops to the Macintosh user community...
• Customer :- I'd like to get a mouse pad for my Macintosh.
  Shop Assistant :- Yeh, that sounds like a fair deal....
• POSTMEN come slower.
• If only my computer could cook...