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The least pain in our little finger gives us more concern and uneasiness than the destruction of millions of our fellow human beings.
-- William Hazlitt (1778-1830), Works, Vol.X...
The leaves of memory seemed to make A mournful rustling in the dark.
-- Henry W. Longfellow (1807-1882) -- The Fire of Drift-wood...
The lecture the doctor gives you on your weight is called a diatribe.
The Legacy of Bigfoot.
The legacy of Democrats and Republicans approache
Libertarianism by bankruptcy. -- Nick Nuessle, 1992...
The legal system is the epoxy glue that oils the wheels of American society.
The legibility of a copy is inversely proportional to its importance.
The length of a committee meeting rises in direct proportion to the square of the number of people entitled to vote on that particular committee.
-- Shanahan's Law...
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
-- Alfred Hitchcock...
The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.
-- G. Robert McLaughli...

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