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The life expectancy of a house plant varies inversely with its price and directly with its ugliness.
-- Britt's Green Thumb Postulate...
The life expectancy of a television comedian is proportional to the total amount of exposure on the medium.
The life of a pious minister is visible rhetoric. -- Hooke
The life of a repo man is always intense.
The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conducted will yield the imagination a higher joy than fiction.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerso...
The life of money-making is one undertaken under compulsion, and wealth is evidently not the good we are seeking, for it is merely useful for the sake of something else.
-- Aristotle...
The life of the husbandman,--a life fed by the bounty of earth and sweetened by the airs of heaven.
-- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- The Husbandman's Life...
The life of the people must be freed from the asphyxiating perfume of our modern eroticism, as it must be from unmanly and prudish refusal to face facts.
... The right to personal freedom comes sec...
The life which others pay let us bestow, And give to fame what we to nature owe.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book xii, Line 393...
The Light at the End of the Tunnel Could be a flame thrower.

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