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The last person who said that, God rest his soul, lived to regret it.
The Last Roundup: Brandon Iro
The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.
-- John Corcora...
The last sound that it made was "Zap" .
The last temptation is the greatest treason: To do the right thing for the wrong reason.
-- TS Elio...
The last thing England want to do now is let a goal in.
The last thing one knows in constructing a work is what to put first. -- Blaise Pascal
The last time I saw a head like yours was in a bottle .
.. I'll hit you on the top of your head so hard I'll drive your head down into your ribs....
The last time I went to a theater, I saw the movie under the worst possible conditions - the film was running.
It's one of those few times I really did envy my feet - they were asleep....
The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....

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