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• The last time somebody said, "I find I can write much better with a word processor.
  I replied, "They used to say the same thing about drugs." -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• The last time somebody said, `I find I can write much better with a word processor.
  ', I replied, `They used to say the same thing about drugs.' -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• If a cat spoke, it would say things like 'Hey, I don't see the *problem* here'. -- Roy Blount, Jr.
• A lot of software developers are seduced by the old "80/20" rule.
  It seems to make a lot of sense: 80% of the people use 20% of the features....
• Then you should say what you mean," the March Hare went on.
  "I do," Alice hastily replied; "at least - at least I mean what I say - that's the same thing, you know....
• Somebody said to me, `But the Beatles were antimaterialistic.
  ' That's a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say `Now, let's write a swimming pool'....
• APL is a write-only language. I can write programs in APL, but I can't read any of them.
  -- Roy Kei...