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• Because cats read with their asses! [picture of cat sitting on book]
• As long as we have some definite idea about or some hope in the future, we cannot really be serious with the moment that exists right now.
  -- Suzuki Roshi...
• With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea.
  It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead....
• Life is the storm before the calm...
• THE BORG: Calm, Cool and Collective...
• Brad: Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother.
  Skinner: OK, I'll try. Brad: Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel right now....
• A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in Africa.
  As they're driving along the savannah in their jeep, they stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars....
• I realize that command does have its fascination, even under circumstances such as these, but I neither enjoy the idea of command nor am I frightened of it.
  It simply exists, and I will do whatever logically needs to be done....
• Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche.
  A cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea....