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  -- Harry V. Wade...
• May you find out that your lover is having a sex change operation.
• My radio is tuned to the voice of a star...
• People are still having sex.
• Help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory and the owner is a sex machine!
• Sex, Sex, Sex... the pleasure of having a 1 track mind.
• When some English moralists write about the importance of having character, they appear to mean only the importance of having a dull character.
  -- Gilbert K. Chesterton (1874-1936)...
• If you can't see the bottom, wade not, for you may be in far too much before you know it.
• Burns: Ah, Simpson, here's someone I want you to meet.
  Aristotle Amodopoulos, owner of the Shelbyville Nuclear Power Facility....