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• Drummond's Law of Personnel Recruiting: The ideal resume will turn up one day after the job has been filled.
• The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #50...
• Today is a good day to update your resume.
• How many gas fitters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb....
• Quote #572 As the fading light of a dying day filtered through the window blinds, Roger stood over his victim with a smoking .
  45, surprised at the serenity that filled him after pumping six slugs into the bloodless tyrant that mocked him day after day, and then he shuffled out of the office with one last look back at the shattered computer terminal lying there like a silicon armadillo left to rot on the information superhighway....
• Three doctors were talking about their favorite patients.
  The first said that he preferred operating on Germans because their organs were lined up in exactly the right position....
• Marxists are people whose insides are torn up day after day because they want to rule the world and no one will even publish their letter to the editor.
  -- --Mark Heprin -- Winter's Tale...
• The one day you have the exact fare is the day it goes up.
• Life goes on day after day [after day]...