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The human brain is like an enormous fish -- it is flat and slimy and has gills through which it can see.
-- Monty Pytho...
The human brain is like a railroad freight car -- guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.
The human brain is the only computer in the world made out of meat. -- Solomon Sho
The human brain starts to work the moment you are born and never stops until you get up in public to explain why you voted the way you voted, or what is worse and takes longer, why you did not vote.
The human heart, at whatever age, opens only to the heart that opens in return. -- Marie Edgeworth
The human heart has hidden treasures, In secret kept, in silence sealed. -- Charlotte Bronte
The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by winds blowing from all four corners of heaven.
-- Martin Luthe...
The human heart is often the victim of the sensations of the mome
success intoxicates it to presumption, and disappointment dejects and terrifies it. -- Volney...
The human mind is a dangerous plaything, Boys. When it's used for Evil, watch out!
But when it's used for Good, things are much... nicer. -- the Tick...

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