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• A human being is a computer's way of making another computer.
  Yes, we are their sex organs. -- Solomon Sho...
• The human race never solves any of its problems- it only outlives them. -- Solomon Sho
• The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky -- Solomon Sho
• The brain is the only part of the human machine that doesn't wear out.
  Probably it's because the brain is the only part that is not overworked....
• A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho
• Misery only LIKES company. It prefers loneliness. -- Solomon Sho
• Onions don't cause heartburn; they only make it interesting. -- Solomon Sho
• Probability is a constant. -- Solomon Sho
• There is no such thing as overkill. -- Solomon Sho