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The gruesome grue grew some.
The guard dies, but never surrenders. -- Fougemo
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
The Guide says there is an art to flying,' said Ford,`or at least a knack.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss....
The gun Clinton went duck hunting with would be banned.
The gurus come from the sickliest nation on earth to tell us how to live.
And we pay them for it. -- Edward Abbey...
The guy sure looks like plant food to me!
The guy who brags that he walked three miles to school probably has a grandchild that has to park that far away today.
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, HE was a genius.
-- Sid Caesa...
he guy who took a course in exotic lovemaking and announced that he'd never be able to face his girl again?
-- Hear about......

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