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• The NRA is attempting to lift the ban on machine-gun sales.
  Well, as an avid hunting enthusiast, I've been hoping to buy a fully automatic Uzi in time for duck-hunting season!...
• Hunting no fun when the Wabbit has a Gun!
• You can dodge and duck for only so long, Hillary Clinton.
• Would you like some duck for lunch, eh misster, would you?
• Ditsey Baummortal went duck shooting with old Uncle George Terwilliger.
  A flock of ducks flew overhead and Uncle George took a potshot at them and one fell down on the beach--dead....
• If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747.
• I learned quite a bit. "Apparently not when to duck.
  When NOT to duck would be more accurate. -- Riker and Picard, "A Matter of Honor", stardate 42506....
• A man took his wife deer hunting for the first time.
  After he'd given her some basic instructions, they agreed to separate and rendezvous later....
• The duck hunter trained his retriever to walk on water.
  Eager to show off this amazing accomplishment, he asked a friend to go along on his next hunting trip....