The Guy Who Brags That He Walked Three Miles To School Probably Has A Grandchild That Has To Park That Far Away Today.

The Guy Who Brags That He Walked Three Miles To School Probably Has A Grandchild That Has To Park That Far Away Today.

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The guy who brags that he walked three miles to school probably has a
grandchild that has to park that far away today.

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