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he guy who was an incurable romantic until penicillin came along? -- Hear about...
The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English.
He spoke "Gym." One day I was playing basketball and Mr....
The gynecologist says, "My feet are in the stirrups, my knees are in my face, and the door is open facing me .
.. Can we talk here? Men don't understand ... For a woman to lie in those stirrups, i...
The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
The hair ball blocking the drain of the shower reminded Laura she would never see her little dog Pritzi again.
-- 1988 Bulwer-Lytton bad writing contest, runner up...
The Ham Radio Primer: Loudon Clea
The handleless axe without a blade -- Lichtenberg
The hand of fate is on me now, it picked me up and knocked me down.
The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 1...
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food.
.. Please aim properly. -- Sign seen at a restaurant toile...

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