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The Government just announced today the creation of the Neutron Bomb II.
The government never really goes into business, for it never makes ends meet.
And that is the first requisite....
The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee.
Queen Elizabeth was the "Vir- gin Queen." As a queen she was a success. Wh...
The government that can protect you from your enemies can be used as easily by your enemies to harm you.
-- Harry Browne...
The gown does not make the friar. -- Proverb
The grace of God means something like: Here is your life.
You might never have been, but you are because the party wouldn't have been complete without you....
The Grail is hidden in the Castle of AAAUUGGGGHHHH!
The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.
-- Hoffer's Discovery...
The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
-- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)...
The grasshopper shall be a burden, and desire shall fail
because man goeth to his long home, and the mourners go about the streets....

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