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• The grand leap of the whale up the Fall of Niagara is esteemed, by all who have seen it, as one of the finest spectacles in nature.
  -- Benjamin Franklin....
• If you've seen one Grand Canyon, you've seen them all. -- a member of the Monkey Wrench Gang
• If Mother Nature were smart she'd have leaves fall up.
• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....
• Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few
  friend to one; enemy to none. -- Benjamin Frankli...
• Like all great travellers, I have seen more than I remember and remember more than I have seen.
  -- Benjamin Disraeli...
• Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
  A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise? Oh, right, *of course*!...