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• ARTHUR: If you do not open these doors, we will take this castle by force .
  .. [A bucket of slops land on ARTHUR. He tries to retain his dignity....
• ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot.
  King of all Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!...
• ARTHUR: Right! Knights! Forward! ARTHUR leads a charge toward the castle.
  Various shots of them battling on, despite being hit by a variety of farm animals....
• LAUNCELOT: I am, sir. I am a Knight of King Arthur.
  FATHER: 'Mm ... very nice castle, Camelot ... very good pig country....
• LAUNCELOT leaps into SHOT with a mighty cry and runs the GUARD through and hacks him to the floor.
  Blood. Swashbuckling music (perhaps). LAUNCELOT races through into the castle screaming....
• The castle of aaaaaaaargh.
• clop clop] ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR
  Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?...
• clop clop] GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there? ARTHUR
  It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot....
• DINGO: Wicked wicked Zoot ... she is a bad person and she must pay the penalty.
  And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment ....