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The good thing about prison is that you never have to wonder what to wear. -- Carol Siskind
The Gordian knot couldn't be untied either.
The Gorgons had long snakes in their hair. They looked like women only more horrible.
The Government also criticised the Opposition policy on optometry, accusing it of being short-sighted.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
The government claims it's following the will of the people. I didn't even know we'd died!
The government economist virus Nothing works, but all the diagnostic software says everything is fine.
-- New viruses on the block....
The government has just completed work on a faulty missile
nicknamed 'Civil Servant', it won't work and they can't fire it....
The Government instituted forms on which to order other forms, to cover the difficulty of what to do in the event you run out of forms to use in your regular work.
You go and get a form to order mo...
The government is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding government.
The government [is] extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics.

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