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The fear o' hell 's a hangman's whip To haud the wretch in orde
But where ye feel your honour grip, Let that aye be your border....
The feature which you claim to have discovered in Unix is almost certainly due to an act of God
why don't you read the documentation?...
The feature which you claim to have discovered in Unix is almost certainly due to sheer incompetence
go away!...
The February born will find Sincerity and peace of mind, Freedom from passion and from care, If they the Pearl will always wear.
The federal procurement system is like a software system with bugs.
Every time it's broken down, somebody has patched it....
The feeble minded are people who know the truth, but only affirm it as consistent with their own interests.
Apart from that, they denounce it. -- Pascal...
The feeble powers of the minor godling are not enough to protect his altar!
The altar crumbles away to dust. You feel almost unbearably smug....
The feeling of being hurried is not usually the result of living a full life and having no time.
It is, rather, born of a vague fear that we are wasting our life. -- Eric Hoffe...
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
-- Kin Hubbard...
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. -- Kin Hubbard

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