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• The feature which you claim to have discovered in Unix is almost certainly due to sheer incompetence
  go away!...
• If at first you don't succeed, read the documentation.
• 0125 Do you have any defunct documentation? 0126 ... Do you still read it? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you only have to climb it once.
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• If you read this tagline right to the very end you will most certainly die.
• crock n. [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] 1.
  An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
• crock: [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] n.
  1. An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
• UTSL // n. [Unix] On-line acronym for `Use the Source, Luke' (a pun on Obi-Wan Kenobi's "Use the Force, Luke!
  in "Star Wars") -- analogous to RTFS (sense 1), but more polite....