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• A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• One good thing about inflation is that the fellow who forgets his change nowadays doesn't lose half as much as he used to.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed. -- Kin Hubbard
• Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought. -- Kin Hubbard
• Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on. -- Kin Hubbard
• Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. -- Kin Hubbard
• It would be a swell world if everybody was as pleasant as the fellow who's trying to skin you.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• It makes no difference what it is, a woman will buy anything she thinks a store is losing money on.
  -- Kin Hubbard...