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• The feature which you claim to have discovered in Unix is almost certainly due to an act of God
  why don't you read the documentation?...
• crock n. [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] 1.
  An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
• crock: [from the American scatologism `crock of shit'] n.
  1. An awkward feature or programming technique that ought to be made cleaner....
• Some people claim that the UNIX learning curve is steep, but at least you only have to climb it once.
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• FORTUNE'S GUIDE TO DEALING WITH REAL-LIFE SCIENCE FICTION
  #6 What to do... if a starship, equipped with an FTL hyperdrive lands in your backyard?...
• evil and rude adj. Both evil and rude, but with the additional connotation that the rudeness was due to malice rather than incompetence.
  Thus, for example: Microsoft's Windows NT is evil because it's a competent implementation of a bad desig...
• Create the impression that you have already reached your level of incompetence.
  -- Peter's Rule for Creative Incompetence...
• hosed: adj. Same as {down}. Used primarily by UNIX hackers.
  Humorous: also implies a condition thought to be relatively easy to reverse....