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The end of the world is nigh! Repent, and return those library books immediately!
The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
The ends justify the jeans.
The ends justify the means. -- after Matthew Prio
The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #11
The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions a.
when you're ready for them. b. when you're not ready for them. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #08...
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
-- Joseph Heller, Catch22...
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecure channel.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #54...
The enemy never watches, until you make a mistake..
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #31

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